After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Wendy is fed up with Cartman's jokes when he makes fun of her report on breast cancer, and challenges him to a fight, Cartman is shocked and frightened of the possible confrontation that might ruin his purported reputation.
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money from it.
The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.